The Comment Section for Every Article Ever Written About Intimate Grooming
This is the only piece The Toast will ever run on pubes, so let it all out now. – Ed.
1. It makes me feel cleaner.
2. Are you saying I’m dirtier than you are, because my vagina has naturally occurring hair? Hair that wicks bacteria and odors out of my vagina?
3. If you have hair in your vagina, you should see a doctor. The word is “vulva.”
4. Stop trying to make “vulva” happen. “Vulva” is never going to happen.
5. As a man, I can tell you: it’s a hygiene issue. I just prefer to be with women who take care of themselves.
6. When is this going to end? In three years, are we going to have to wax off our eyebrows or be told we’re dirty hippies now? “First they came for my pits, but I said nothing.”
7. Way to devalue the Holocaust with your bullshit rich white feminist non-issue. You want to know about real suffering? Each one of my fingers and toes was pulled out by the roots and used to create a crown for an evil prince, which he wears while executing women who have spoken in public.
8. Why does no one talk about the Holocaust which Israel perpetuates on the Palestinians every day?
9. SHUT UP, #8.
10. I wax because I like the way it feels, not because of men.
11. You prefer the way it feels to have hot wax spread on your body’s most sensitive area, then yanked off in hairy strips?
12. You get used to it.
13. I’ve never gotten used to it. Nor have I ever gotten used to making a less-affluent woman touch my taint for fifty bucks.
14. Fifty bucks? I pay eighty plus tip! PM me the address!
15. You should just get lasered.
16. Yeah, and then apply a poultice of caviar.
17. Get a Groupon!
18. Groupons are destroying small businesses.
19. I’m a man, and society tells me to shave my face every day.
20. You can SEE YOUR FACE. You don’t have to brace one foot on a slippery tub and gingerly scrape your outer labia and then spend a week trying to dig out your ingrowns with a Tweezerman.
21. No, but really, I do it for myself, not for men, and feminism is about choice, and this is my choice.
22. Feminism is not about choice, it is about achieving radical gender equality. Maybe you should get back together with Trey.
23. Oh, excuse me, I didn’t know there was a High Council Meeting about what I was allowed to do with my pubic hair. When do we get to take off our wigs and pointy shoes and learn how to poison children?
24. Do you think Gloria Steinem waxes?
25. I don’t know! I could go either way. She’s so stylish and inspirational. Those incredible glasses and shift dresses.
26. Can we agree that the actual litmus test of feminism is whether or not you would ask Gloria Steinem if she has pubes?
27. I’m old as dirt, and I can tell you: time will resolve this whole issue for you, sooner than you think. I have about four hairs left down there, and I’ve given them names.
28. Look, it’s nothing personal, I just hate getting hair in my teeth, so if a lady isn’t waxed, I hand her my dull Gillette, point to the bathroom, and tell her I’ll be ready to rock her world when she’s sorted that whole thing out.
29. I am a lesbian, and I eat more pussy than you could ever imagine in a thousand years of fapping to fake lesbian porn, and if you’re getting hair in your mouth you’re doing it wrong. Are you, like, dabbing at the mons with your tongue, or something?
30. I am also a lesbian, and I give amazing head, and I could probably collect all the hairs I’ve ever gotten in my teeth from it and thread them on a loom to make a decorative wall hanging of Emmylou Harris. Wax that shit.
31. I’m Paleo, so I believe that accidentally eating pubic hair is natural, and certainly better than ingesting grains and legumes. But you still absolutely need to shave your legs, because women with hairy legs are disgusting.
32. You know, you can get hair in your teeth from going down on dudes, too.
33. Not really.
34. Yeah, that’s not the same. Because dicks go UP, right, out of the hair.
35. Honestly, I just hate it when I have my period and it gets all matted.
36. THAT DOESN’T HAPPEN TO ME BECAUSE I USE A DIVACUP WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE CAN I TELL YOU MORE ABOUT MY DIVACUP ANYTHING BAD YOU’VE HEARD IS A LIE FROM TAMPON COMPANIES
37. It’s amazing how literally every woman used to have pubes, and no one shrank away in fear.
38. Well, Ruskin.
39. Oh, right. Ruskin. Or is that apocryphal?
40. It’s because now women expect oral sex, so they’ve had to improve their grooming standards.
41. Excuse me? Why does every generation assume they invented eating pussy? When my husband returned from the Crimean War, the first thing he did was flip my dress up and go to town on me, and I looked like an upside-down Troll doll.
42. Men who want women to be hairless are pedophiles. You can tell I can menstruate and hold political office and see R-rated movies because I have a soft, fluffy bush.
43. Only a pedophile would say that a grown-ass woman with a naked snatch looks like a baby.
44. ladies i think u and your hairy pussies are beautiful send me pics i am real man who appreciates real lady
45. This thread has been closed for review by a moderator.
Previous installments in this series include The Comment Section for Every Article Written About PETA and The Comment Section for Every Article Ever Written About Artificial Sweeteners and The Comment Section for Every Article Ever Written About Food Allergies.
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Anything bad you've heard is a lie from tampon companies.
Literally, anything.
"We are all out of chocolate ice cream." – Big Tampon!
Then why does mine keep leaking?! And sometime it hurts. I think I have either an absurdly low cervix or a really narrow vag.
Yeah, your icecream shouldn't be leaking. Or touching your cervix.
The divacup is the longest cup there is. vags come in different sizes. Flip it inside out to shorten it, see if it helps ? and make sure it sits (o) around your cervix.
GLOBAL WARMING!
if only there were people who were alive during the Crimean war posting in comments sections!!!! what can we do to make this happen
Trying not to laugh out loud in my office over "upside-down Troll doll."
Call the Doctor.
no. this is called necromancy and you shouldn't do it.
I am so glad that this post appeared on the first day of The Toast. While it is alleged that it will be the last article on pubes this site will run, I feel in some way that it is the correct way to begin.
"Let's just get the pube debate out of the way so we'll have a fresh clean start going forward"
"OH SO YOU'RE AGAINST PUBES, ARE YOU?"
We will have a tidy, trimmed, upside-down triangle going forward.
We will have a verdant forest going forward.
We will have the aforementioned fresh clean start going forward.
We will not, under any circumstances, have a rectangular landing strip going forward.
I for one am looking forward to the sparkly, vajazzled future of The Toast.
Vajazzled Toast! Now I'm hungry.
I realize this is literally the opposite of the point of this post, but remember back in Sex and the City times, when people were trying to make public hairstyles happen, rather than just all/nothing/trimmed? Like "the clitler" and "the landing strip" and a heart shape? I guess to make pubic grooming "fun"? Oh, the innocence of yesterday. Also, yay Toast!
Ahahaha the 'Clitler'. Thank you for that.
Were there stencils for pubes? Or temporary tattoos? I have either a phantom memory or a business proposal.
I definitely remember that pube-specific hair dye. Betty? Or something?
Yes to both. Lately there's vajazzlizing. Bedazzle your vagina after a wax. Except it's not really your vagina getting bedazzled so that needs a new name…
But nothing to do with "vulva" because vulva isn't happening. Coochazzle? Hoo-hazzle? Labia glitter?
I enjoy doing shapes for special occasions – like a bunny for Easter! I didn't watch enough SitC to know that it was an official thing.
I have an entire e-book about how 'fun' pubic grooming is. It was actually really helpful to me a few years ago when I was having major body issue problems, but it is a bit silly.
Jon Snow invented eating pussy
Unfortunately, he knows nothing, so it wasn't all that great. *rimshot*
And you know Ygritte wasn't shaving or waxing!
I think Podrick Payne beat him to it, from the sound of things.
Now we know what they mean by "winter is coming."
Amazing (and disturbingly true).
Ruskin. That was a fun lecture in my Victorian survey class.
Did you ever see the UK show Desperate Romantics? May I HIGHLY recommend it for pube-trauma scenes, billowing man-blouses and lightly tossed curls, both the top-of-the-head kind and the under-trouser kind.
IS THIS PRICELESS ARTIFACT ON NETFLIX OH LET IT BE SO
what. WHAT. TELL ME MORE.
I'm so glad this site started out in EXACTLY the right way. Kudos.
I would draw the line at eyebrows, personally.
Would you draw them just under the belly button, so the rest looks like a little beard?
I’d draw them slightly higher than where they are now so I’d always look surprised and elated.
if i had a nickel for every time my mother waxed poetic about her former bush…
The only one? REMOVED FROM READER.
We get a Dahl Witches reference and a nod to the Crimean war? Yes. YES.
I didn't know how much I had missed these until I read this!
Came for Ruskin reference, was not disappointed. That's my go-to "I was an art history major and look where it got me" story.
#28 is perfection,. I have had that conversation.
It was a fun day when I gently suggested — a suggestion only! — to my male audience that trimming might help with a problem one of them was having. (Ball smell, guys. I'm talking about ball smell.) Of course I brought my whole, "It's a choice, ladies!" attitude and they were all like, "Yeah, you're nice Jolie, but that dude's gotta trim. It's not optional."
Equality comes in all sorts of surprising forms.
It IS a choice, but it's also okay for someone to feel strongly about it. It's one of those things where you sit down with your partner and have a conversation about it. The natural state of underpants areas is hairy. The fact that the hair retains a scent can be a good thing, what with the pheromones and all. BUT there's a difference between scent and stank. Also dingleberries. if it's truly a hygiene issue, then you/they should do something about it. If not, YOU DO YOU.
Ahhhh dingleberries! :( But isn't this the same deal with say, foreskin? Nothing is gross if you keep clean, folks!
Absolutely! You don't have to be circumcised and hairless to be clean. Soap is your friend!
Jolie!
So excited about this Toast, and lovely to see you here.
Bonnie!!!!! It's like summer camp in here. Let's make s'mores!
Ok fine, I'll be the first to say it. My last 4 pubes will be called Meg, Jo, Beth and Amy. Your names: go!
Also – I couldn't be more excited about The Toast!
Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail, and Peter.
Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young.
ur killin me.
Joey, Johnny, Marky, and CJ.
Is it a Ramones reference or a Ramones reference cloaked in an Animorphs reference? We just don't know.
Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs.
I'd say John, Paul, Ringo, and George, but I don't want anything beetle-y anywhere near my vagina.
Moe, Curly, Larry, and Shemp
W, HW, Jeb & Barbara (GET IT YOU GUYS???)
Micky, Peter, Michael, Davy Jones
Kristy, Mary Anne, Stacey, and Claudia.
Buffy, Willow, Xander, Giles
Joey, Jon, Jordan, and Donnie. (Sorry, Danny!)
David, Nigel, Derek and The One Who Spontaneously Combusted.
Nick Carter, Brian, Howie, and AJ (Kevin was too beautiful to be but a pube)
Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, and Michelangelo.
War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death.
lmao
Ozzys, just a mess of Ozzys.
Beyonce, Sasha, Fierce, and Solange.
Chico and the Man
(the other two are ingrown)
Sarah Jane, Rory, Donna, and Jack. :)
Kurt, Paul, James, and Amanda.
Peaseblossom, Cobweb, Moth, and Mustardseed.
Athos, Porthos, Aramis, D'Artagnan
Late to the party, but I couldn't resist:
Aimless, Pointless, Graceless and Feckless
Can't believe nobody said Blanche, Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia!
This is amazing, and I love The Toast already. Although I feel weird about, you know, my name being different on here.
I am copying this thing Nicole said in the first post thread, in hopes that you find it helpful:
"Hi guys! If you'd rather have different names than you do, you can get an IntensiveDebate account for commenting that's separate from WordPress, or sign up as a guest!"
The only exchange of this nature I've engaged in went something like:
"Oh, I don't shave/wax/trim for men; I do it for myself. I have transcended the male gaze."
"Congratulations, how wonderful."
I want to go around telling people I have transcended the male gaze.
I would hear it as, "I have transcended the male gays."
This is great. My favorite part is ALL OF THE PARTS.
This is fucking genius. Also, your Ruskin aside led me down the internet rabbit hole, only to discover that Emma Thompson has written a film (Which is now in post-production, I think?) called Effie, all about Ruskin and his failed first marriage with his pubic hair-having wife. The more you know, etc.
I've been waiting for this movie for SO LONG because it sounds like it was made for me. (Ruskin! Victorians! EMMA THOMPSON.) Maybe it's a distributor hold up? WHO DOESN'T WANT TO DISTRIBUTE ANYTHING EMMA THOMPSON GIVES THEM. ANYTHING. LITERALLY ANYTHING.
Holy cow– I was already silently shaking with laughter in my office, praying that my coworker wouldn't hear me and ask what's so funny (he's a dude). Then I got to "THAT DOESN’T HAPPEN TO ME BECAUSE I USE A DIVACUP WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE CAN I TELL YOU MORE ABOUT MY DIVACUP ANYTHING BAD YOU’VE HEARD IS A LIE FROM TAMPON COMPANIES" and it was all over. Amazing.
I am dying at my desk, this is fantastic!
Seriously, I'm getting nothing done today because I can't stop reading this post.
In the old days, it seems, people got rid of their body hair only for special occasions, as a sort of renewal thing. Like at weddings, or other rituals. I can relate to that. What I can't relate to is it being a special occasion everydamnday now!!! Since my day job is in an industry where body hair poking out of underwear or blossoming out of legs or armpits or guilelessly budding through chins or brows or even the sides of the mouth is unforgivable, I simply take the weekends off. My boyfriend doesn't even notice, and the rest of the world can just look away.
I'm your boyfriend, and I notice.
I love these <3<3<3
"Yeah, and then apply a poultice of caviar."
A++++++
Wait, how has no one addressed the creature? WHAT IS THAT ANIMAL!? I am quite the fan of weird-looking small mammals, but WHAT IS THAT THING!? Naked mole rat? Shelob's accomplice? Something straight from Jen Doll's nightmares? I NEED INFORMATION AND THERE IS NO ALT-TEXT.
Oh wow, hello cherrispryte!
And yep, naked mole rat.
hey Bonnie!
It's going to haunt my nightmares.
Also, my avatar looks like a vagina unintentionally.
The file name seems to be "skinny guinea pig on white background." This introduces more questions than it answers.
Like, for instance, who shaves a guinea pig (but for some sort of nose landing strip?) and thinks "now THERE'S a useful stock photo"?
THERE IS AN ENTIRE PHOTO SHOOT WITH MULTIPLE MOSTLY-HAIRLESS GUINEA PIGS.
EVERYONE PLEASE STOP NAMING YOUR PUBES AND GO LOOK AT THIS:
http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-35907415/stock-ph…
Oh God, my eyes. I can never unsee those.
Well, "frightened" is one of the tags for that collection, so they knew what they were doing.
Well, what kind of stock photos do *you* use on your powerpoint slides?
That’s a hairless guinea pig, a skinny pig! They come in completely-hairless and fuzzy-but-still-not-hairy-like-regular-guinea-pigs varieties. Dress them up in little sweaters. Fun for the whole family!
How has no one replied with exactly what it represents… a hairless beaver.
Because beavers have big teeth! I am not sure of The Toast's stance on vagina dentata …
(Seriously though, I hate it when people don't differentiate between "vagina" and "vulva." Anatomy is important!)
"Stop trying to make vulva happen" had me cracking up. But seriously, anatomy IS important, and I often correct people's incorrect use of vagina. Folks love it when I do that.
Because my mother also believes anatomy is important, I didn't hear this linguistic mess until I was an old person, like in (maybe even after) college. For the longest time, I thought people were just genuinely confused when they would say things like "I got waxed and took all the hair off my vagina Summer, you know?" I just stood there in confusion/pity, a combination of "Surely they must know that's the wrong word…how embarrassing for them!!!" and "I am pretty sure you can't actually wax your vagina…or can you?!?"
TL;DR we would obvs be awesome together at parties, pointing out the important distinctions between vagina/vulva/labia/etc.
your mother was awesome.
Yes, the pointing out does occur mostly at parties. (alcohol much?) Since we're bound to be besties, I should warn you now that I also am sometimes the trivia fairy godmother of genital anatomy. "Did you know that it is really common to have different sized labia? Like, seriously you guys, one could totally fold the right completely over the left, and that's completely normal. And sexy."
My grandma referred to the whole shebang as "Christmas." I didn't realize how weird this was until I got to college and realized that no one had a pet name for their genitals that was as weird as mine.
Seriously. I would be like five or six and I'd be in the bath and she'd holler from the kitchen, "Did you wash your Christmas?"
I am obviously Southern.
Yeah, but the problem is, female anatomy doesn't have a good "catchall" word for the genital region. Men mostly just need the word "penis" (and sometimes, "testicles"). Women, on the other hand, frequently need to refer to the vagina, the vulva, and the labia.
I was an English major in college, and I'm as big of a fan of correct word usage as anyone, but when no good term exists for something, I'm cool with a little "definition drift." Women need a singular word to quickly and easily refer to everything that's going on down there. It looks like "vagina" is going to be it. No use fighting it!
I know you said this is the last piece you will ever run on the topic, but wait, have I got a pitch for you!
Just recently I got waxed bare for the very first time ever, and it was quite a unique experience. My personal essay begins with my new boyfriend and/or a friend I went to the beach with asking haven't I ever tried it. Then readers will be right there with me at the neighborhood nail salon/and or fancy spa as I blush when told to strip from the waist. Would you believe the lady told me to hold my leg up? Up near my head! When it was over I looked in the mirror and saw an eight year old child, no wait, I saw a porn-star version of myself. Then sex felt like something. All in all, interesting and crazy, but maybe not for me in the long run.
This is all to say, why are people still writing that essay? Why do I still keep seeing that essay?
Has anyone read The Siege of Krishnapur? It has one of the greatest pube-realization scenes of all time.
This is A-level work, with the most haunting phrase being "dull Gillette." I literally shuddered in my desk chair. (I also second cherrispryte in asking what the being is. I googled naked mole rats just to make sure it wasn't one of those, which have been terrorizing my nightmares since high school. That ish is in my history now!)
Edited because one shouldn't be commenting during a conference call.
I think it's a "skinny pig" or a guinea pig with no hair…maybe?
Hey, remember this? http://www.amazon.com/Gillette-Venus-Vibrance-Soo…
Gillette Venus Vibrance Soothing Vibrations Razor for Women, 1 Razor
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Currently unavailable.
We don't know when or if this item will be back in stock.
Quote:
One Venus Vibrance razor, one shaving compact, and one "AAA" battery
Features multiple lubrastrips that ensure a smooth glide and gentle shave
Primary strip contains aloe, botanical oils, and special ingredient "TONE" to gently exfoliate and moisturize
Soothing vibrations can result in fewer nicks and cuts; includes one "AAA" battery
Shaving compact ideal for mounting in the shower or for traveling
Unquote.
WTF? LOL!
Amazing <3
I do so love these lists.
(My office's filters allow me to read the articles, but not log in or comment. AIYEE, commence rending of garments.)
Wait, you forgot "It didn't hurt that much, but the swelling never went down, and I spent a week looking like I'd been punched in the junk by a porcupine."
Ah, my first comment under my real name is about pubic hair. My mother will be so proud.
hilarious! I'm actually going to get waxed for the first time EVER this week and I'm both nervous and excited. What should I know before going in the room? What to expect?
PS SO EXCITED for this website!
Merkins. Merkins!
I scrolled through the whole list and all the comments thinking "this is really good, but why is no one talking about merkins??" and then, here you were. Merkins!
"Merkin" always sounds like the name of some dwarf or woodland creature from Prince Caspian. You know, the one who lived a few holes down from the Bulgy Bears.
Yes! Or maybe something from Jabberwocky. The tulgey wood is full of merkins.
Now, now, don't make fun of the Americans. You know they hate being called that.
Merkins for 'Merikuns!
I have a DivaCup but I don't really like it that much. It's okay. I don't trust it.
You should never trust a DivaCup. They lie.
Thank you, where may I buy your [brand name] tampons?
Missed one: A woman who shaves/waxes goes through the cactus-stubble phase that makes sex very uncomfortable. I prefer a natural woman because there is no "downtime". she is always ready for sex and that's sexy!!
THANK YOU. When I was in a long-distance relationship, the shave before the visits was alright, but he just could not get it through his head that it would not stay that soft and smooth should we ever decide to move in together. A buzz trim to keep it out of the way is the most I'll commit to these days.
Um yeah, waxing doesn't cause a stubbly phase, since it removes the bulb at the base of the follicle. The hair grows back thinner and finer each time. Nice try, though.
Crimean War! (Hello Toast!)
I love this, and I love both of you. (So glad to be here on The Toast!)
This is the best thread about pubes, ever.
SERIOUSLY THOUGh do you have time to hear the good word about the diva cup??
(hello toast! how lovely it is to be here!)
because I have to be a pedant
39a) apocryphal and whoever is telling you this story is perpetuating stereotypes about the victorians– who were, like us, generally human (ish). Plenty of grisly details about contemporary sexism to go around, without a silly story.
(FWIW Ruskin and Gray weren't enthusiastic about the marriage in the first place.)
It's true that we will Never Know, but there's something so irresistible about the way Effie puts it: "He had imagined women were quite different to what he saw I was, and that the reason he did not make me his Wife was because he was disgusted with my person the first evening 10th April." This could mean literally anything, and I like to imagine that she left it behind as a permanent puzzle for posterity, like a Ruskinian Fermat's theorem or something. My theory is that Effie was half-snake and he saw her disporting herself in the bathtub.
- A large, fanged mouth, in her stomach?
– A goat's print on her breast?
– A long, scaly tail?
– A regrettable tattoo?
Which further begs the question – what did Melusina do with HER pubes?
Five minutes later, still crying laughing. I'm so glad to have you back, Nicole.
Nicole, you better be careful or itinerant Victorian scholars are going to start falling in love with you for all those Ruskin/Crimean War references. (Just kidding. Never stop.)
HAHAHA THE PALEO ONE. I don't think this will be the last time you write about pubic hair though. This is the 21st century, there's probably weird shit about pubic hair that we haven't even conceived of yet. Like, we make contact with aliens, and their pubic hair standard become all the rage. The world is hit by some weird plague where pubic hair starts growing on our head instead of regular hair. ANYTHING could happen.
These must not be pube pieces written on the Huffington Post. But on a site where people are actually literate.
44 is Rob Delaney.
i'm laughing so much oh god
Oh god, this is hilarious. Can't wait to see what else you have in store for the Toast! Wheeeee!
This is hilarious, especially with the (hopefully ironic) above comment. Excellent start to the site!
Nothing is finer than a thick, rich, luxuriant bush, overflowing with magnificent concentrated aromas and flavors. Bon appetit!
Peter
Ah, my fellow Glorious Natural Pelt fan Peter. Do you have to make it sound like a cross between descriptions of a prize dog's coat and gourmet chicken soup stock, though? Sheesh!
The original article never mentioned armpit comparisons, and only one commenter out of 134 so far has mentioned them?? I must read different articles about pubic hair / lack thereof than other people… ;)
Wait, wait, wait. NO ONE is in favor of female mustaches? Think again. ;)
I'm having a hard time phrasing this: she doesn't shave anything and I love that, I only own a razor to shave my balls and she thought that was too stubbly but I do it for my comfort. Is this too nonconformist?
Priceless! And thank you Blue Milk, for sending me here. Looking forward to reading more (be it about pubes or not).
Thanks to you and bluemilk. Now I'll never need to read the Internet ever again. Cheers a bunch!
I have one of those bikini trimmer things and I accidentally set it too short and now I am REALLY ITCHY YOU GUYS. I'm assuming this is the correct place to talk about this.
Well now I am definitely back to having a website where I spend all work day lost in the comments.
(PS: I liked this listicle a lot. Especially "DIVACUP!!!")
This is the greatest thing ever written, mostly because it contains jokes about DivaCups, Ruskin, and the Paleo Diet. A-plus!
WE NEED A THREAD ABOUT RUSKIN AND WHETHER IT WAS REALLY ABOUT THE UNIVERSAL EXISTENCE OF FEMALE PUBIC HAIR. I’ll start: no. Evidence: Goya’s Nude Maja.
Wait. Which group is the fake comments… (Probably both… no one seems to be trumpeting "FIRST!!!!")
oh god, im laughing so so so hard. That was awesome. 31 broke me!
nicole. that was brilliant! i can't believe somebody wrote that. geez. well done.
I love that some people are actually giving their own unironic Pubes Report in the comments here. Satire, motherfuckers, do you speak it?
Freud knew about women's pubic hair. I can't find the exact quote but he said that women learned to plait and weave because they began weaving their pubic hair into something resembling a penis. I believe he also stated that this was the only benefit women have contributed to society. Seriously, he said this, google Freud "pubic hair" weave quote penis
the-toast! finally a place where unemployed English Lit majors can hang out!
There you go blaming Bush again, get over it already!
this is the best thing i've ever read. anything from now on will just be a let down. you are a genius.
Wow, this makes me so happy.
How you gonna "cut a rug" without a rug?
"upside down troll doll" This woman is brilliant!
Next time I see this debate I'm going to comment with a number and a link back here.
Now, my personal opinion as a man is … oh, who gives a fuck about my personal opinion as a man.
In the late 60s many women did not shave at all or wear make up and they were naturally gorgeous. It was the best of times and I miss it. That is how my wife looked and I couldn't get enough of her.
#5 and #28 – I hope you wax too, as you seem to be expecting it from the ladies
I don't know how the past two weeks of my life went by without having read this. #41 made my day.
Oh my god. #21 and #22. Every.Single.Time.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING
dear everyone who wants to know what the animal is: it's a hairless guinea pig. you're welcome.
Heya just wanted to give you a quick heads up and let you know a few
of the pictures aren’t loading properly. I’m not sure why but I think its a linking issue.
I’ve tried it in two different internet browsers and both show the same outcome.
Thank you for the good writeup. It in fact was a amusement account it.
Look advanced to far added agreeable from you!
By the way, how can we communicate?
I love that the diva cup comment is all in caps. So accurate.
I am REALLY old, and let me tell ya, in the end there can be only one. And that gets ripped put regularly by the fucking adhesive on the fucking pink poise pads until pubes are just a distant memory. But when memory no longer holds her seat in this globe we find that she wanders free in the consciousness until she annoys the neighbors and they bring her back or call that nice policeman, what was his name, you know who I mean, the one who looks like your Aunt Sadie's Mort, may he rest in peace-Why are you poking me?
did you say "pics or it didn't happen"?
My favourite thing ever. My friend had an OB appointment, and didn't have time for her usual shower that morning. So, not wanting to be gross, she grabbed a washcloth in a hurry and cleaned up a bit before going. The OB was a bit weird. Made some sort of "Oh, nice" comment, and she wondered what the hell he was on about. Got home and her 4 year old was crying because her "glitter cloth" was missing. She'd dumped a tube of glitter into the washcloth my friend used.
So yeah. My friend needed a new OB after that. :)