1. The Washington Post.

2. The Blue Carbuncle of Persia.

3. The four heaviest gramophones in the Catskills.

4. A phrenologist with a satchel of Werther’s Originals.

5. A K-car.

6. The back catalogue of the Squirrel Nut Zippers.

7. Rollerblades.

8. The Rachel.

9. Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale People.

10. The right to manufacture styluses for the exclusive use of PalmPilot.

11. Brown mucilage.

12. Broadcasting time for jai alai.

13. The Second Avenue subway.

14. Sally Quinn’s four most floral couches.

15. Tooth-powder tins.

16. Ambergris.