Justin Timberlake.

A European prince who wears blue pants that taper a little bit.

At least one man whose featured quote is “I don’t know anything about fashion, I just put on what they tell me to.”

Someone who’s wearing shoes without socks that are normally worn with socks.

Someone really old.

An American man who has moved, famously, to France.

Like, obviously Keith Richards will be on the list, but also someone conventionally old.

A man inexplicably dressed in knitwear.

André 3000, or any man with a green pocket square.

No more than one gay man.

An Englishman who has been on two cancelled period dramas and who has recently grown a controversial beard.

Someone with strong opinions on bowties.

Whichever actor has most recently played James Bond.

No one from D.C.

An occasional columnist for Vanity Fair who pretends to be a contrarian conservative but really just likes rich people.

Whichever actor has most recently played Batman.

At least one member of a royal family who has been accused of committing atrocities in Africa or the Middle East.

The popular-on-Twitter child of a beloved American director.

Seal.

An athlete wearing a cravat instead of a tie.

Taye Diggs.

Whichever actor has most recently starred in a Martin Scorcese film.

Forrest Whitaker.

Someone who has at least once said that the world was a better place when men wore hats.

Other black men who will only be mentioned in this publication once yearly in a clothing-related capacity.

A bespoke hat wrapped in cashmere.