Home » Advice • Ancient Grains » Gift Ideas For the Rich Idiot In Your Life Gift Ideas For the Rich Idiot In Your Life Nicole Cliffe on September 24, 2013 in Advice, Ancient Grains 566622 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fthe-toast.net%2F2013%2F09%2F24%2Fgift-ideas-for-the-rich-idiot-in-your-life%2FGift+Ideas+For+the+Rich+Idiot+In+Your+Life2013-09-24+13%3A00%3A07Nicole+Cliffehttp%3A%2F%2Fthe-toast.net%2F%3Fp%3D5666 Okay, make that one gift idea: $85, on sale from $170.00 at press time, only four were left Now, for the middle-class idiot in your life: $49, on sale from $105.00 Tags: advice, gift ideas, I actually love this site but sometimes there are things for sale that are just bananas, rich idiots Related PostsHow To Look Your Best At Any Age: Maiden, Mother, or CroneA Spinster’s Holiday Gift Guide: What To Buy For The Woman Who Loves SolitudeRuin Your Own Happiness, Part I: How To Be Disappointed By Good NewsBrad’s Post-Disaster Community Newsletter“The Spinster’s Almanac”: Poetic Advice for LonelinessHow To Talk To Babies About Semiotics About Author by Nicole Cliffe Nicole is an Editor of The Toast. 5666Latest Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fthe-toast.net%2F2013%2F09%2F24%2Fgift-ideas-for-the-rich-idiot-in-your-life%2FGift+Ideas+For+the+Rich+Idiot+In+Your+Life2013-09-24+13%3A00%3A07Nicole+Cliffehttp%3A%2F%2Fthe-toast.net%2F%3Fp%3D5666 DelectableDetriment whyyyyyyy icebergmama Oh man. This is one of those things that makes me say "If you buy this, you have too much money (give it to me instead)" DelectableDetriment If owning a physical Noughts and Crosses game is that important to you, you can buy a nice, hand-carved wooden set for about £30. and sure, if you ahve the money, you spend it how you want, what's important to you is not to me, different priorities blah blah blah but it seems so unecessary. With that money i could get a nice picture or a vase or some food or even a really nice new rug. 900ccs Even if it was reasonably priced, there's still the fact that tic tac toe is a solved game. It always ends in a draw if both players play correctly. This is a game for children! There is no reason for an adult human to spend real money on this. archivesjulia NOUGHTS AND CROSSES! I love this and am going to immediately attempt introducing this into American vocabulary. MalloryOrtberg YOU PEOPLE DO NOT CALL IT NOUGHTS AND CROSSES THAT'S IT ENGLAND IS NO LONGER ALLOWED TO RUN ITSELF DelectableDetriment WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU CALL IT, COLONIAL IT HAS NOUGHTS – 0 AND IT HAS CROSSES – X THAT IS THE MOST PRACTICAL AND REASONABLE THING TO CALL IT BUT YOU AMERICANS JUST HAVE TO BE DIFFERENT icebergmama Right? What the hell is Tic Tac Toe, it has nothing to do with anything! DelectableDetriment It does not contain Tics, nor tacs, NOR TOES. Megano! ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT BC AMERICANS ADOPTED THE GAMES BY PLAYING THEM WITH THE TEETH AND TOES OF REDCOATS DelectableDetriment I AM FULLY PREPARED TO BELIEVE THAT OF THE COLONIAL SAVAGES MalloryOrtberg A of all THOSE ARE NOT CROSSES, they are XES DelectableDetriment YOU ARE AN UNEDUCATED HEATHEN THEY ARE CROSSES IT'S CALLED 'ENGLISH' FOR A REASON MALLORY i will defend noughts and crosses at the barricades, on the beaches and to the end Dr LadyBusiness Somehow misread your last sentence as mentioning "a nice picture of food." I'm so hungry mindy Less than $40 separates the rich from the middle class (okay $65 at full price). This gap can be bridged! Emby More like tic tacky toe! lyetteann I thought it was going to be something from Red Envelope. That's their entire niche. (Disclaimer: I have both given and been given gifts from Red Envelope.) Yet To Register What is this, skymall? Megano! Oh, for fuck's sake, rich people. Abanthis Aw yisss, it's going to be Catalog Season soon, I can spend hours poring over Things No-one Could Possibly Need, all of which either light up, play a Christmas tune, or have a clock on. I love idiotic catalog season. Es_Petal I thought it was just me that did this. Hurrah! My mother is a total sucker for catalogues so I spend ages gently mocking her when I go to visit. HotDoom …aaaaaaaaaan sold out! Four more rich idiots have been happy.