Everyone else does it, why shouldn’t we? Tell us your stories of the paranormal and creepy! Remember, ghosts are totally real and not-real.

Sidenote for Californians, which will be repeated verbatim on the Friday Open Thread to ensure better attendance: Our non-paranormal San Francisco meetup is going to be from 7-9pm on Monday, November 4th, at the BART-accessible Thieves Tavern in the Mission. Mallory says it’s divey and low-key and quiet and has cheap drinks and you can dress like you’re at home watching Netflix.

Likelihood Nicole will wind up demonstrating correct Lady AND Tramp Pushup technique on a sticky floor? High.

Who’s volunteering to bring nametags and a Sharpie?