Previously: The Early Signs of Pregnancy.
Sudden left-handedness
Secret river awareness
Decreased acceptance
Bundles of sage appear under pillow
Moral bankruptcy
Night independence
Wrist ghosts
Dreams of murders that happen the next day in real life
Fires immediately go out when you enter the room
Roaming fulfillment
Hair turns to stone
Unexplained cackling
Increased levels of both whimsy and malice
Redefined beauty
Poisonously afraid of a fresh shock of wheat or a handsome young priest
Increased roaring/sandstorms
Bones turn into filmy light-blue scarves
Sudden-onset cronery
Bathing in whirlpools
Hill dancing
Wickedness
Inducing suicide in young lovers
Hearing but not understanding the language of the stars
Ground freezes under your feet
Taking the form of a gigantic bird on February 1
Able to remotely control flight patterns of up to thirty birds at a time
Curses increase in strength and duration
Ability to unite warring tribal chieftains increases
Brain triplication
Stick hoarding
Warding off death and evil
Hexing cattle
Sleep paralysis (in others)
Sleeping in River Trees
Disappearing from mortal eyes during the winter months
Unexplained increase in long, bloodred cloaks
Defeating Satan in all-night chess games
Occasional early-morning haggery
Tide-induced migraines
Bile tears
Wrestling Thor
Increased rivalry with the Infernal Crocodile
Riding upon the storm, blessing the fields of the enemies of your rivals
Mountain mastery
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