Home » Fan Fiction » The Gashlyshelf Elfies: A Tribute The Gashlyshelf Elfies: A Tribute Lyette Mercier on December 24, 2013 in Fan Fiction 1035911 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fthe-toast.net%2F2013%2F12%2F24%2Fthe-gashlyshelf-elfies-an-edward-gorey-tribute%2FThe+Gashlyshelf+Elfies%3A+A+Tribute2013-12-24+15%3A00%3A05Lyette+Mercierhttp%3A%2F%2Fthe-toast.net%2F%3Fp%3D10359 This post is brought to you by MyEvilTwin, and is spiritually dedicated to the eternal majesty of the late Edward Gorey and also how much we don’t like Elf on a Shelf. A is for Ann skewered on a holly stake B is for Brighton who ate the fruitcake C is for Clio dismembered by cat D is for Dylan by dinos stomped flat E is for Ella by nutcracker smashed F is for Freya whose wee elf sled crashed G is for Gabe whose stomach exploded H is for Herb whose toy gun was loaded I is for Ike who thought pills were candy J is for Jae didn’t know nog had brandy K is for Kade who froze in the icebox L is for Lila smashed by falling blocks M is for Maddox by candle aflame N is for Nyla slammed in window frame O is for Ollie by icicle brained P is for Pippa on a garland hanged Q is for Quartz’s peanut allergy R is for Ron fried by lights on the tree S is for Sasha in stocking smothered T is for Tai from plumbing recovered U is for Ute by CD beheaded V is for Val in snowbank embedded W is for Winston devoured by Prancer X is for Xin whose screams found no answer Y is for Yon by angel figure crushed Z is for Ziv in figgy pudding mushed Tags: christmas, edward gorey, elf on the shelf, fan fiction, lyette mercier, we're sure when you do elf on the shelf it is lighthearted and charming Related PostsHappy Birthday, Joan Didion Coda to “Piano Man”: Paul and Davey Novelty Gifts That I Hate and/or Hate Myself For LovingA Christmas StoryTidings of Comfort and Joy: Alternative Christmas MoviesLesser-Known Nogs About Author by Lyette Mercier Lyette Mercier is a writer and mother from Boston. She is currently trying to figure out how to list poetry about pantyhose fetishists on her CV. 10359Latest Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fthe-toast.net%2F2013%2F12%2F24%2Fthe-gashlyshelf-elfies-an-edward-gorey-tribute%2FThe+Gashlyshelf+Elfies%3A+A+Tribute2013-12-24+15%3A00%3A05Lyette+Mercierhttp%3A%2F%2Fthe-toast.net%2F%3Fp%3D10359 DoubtfulGuest I can't express the extent to which this fills me with glee. PrimordialToothpaste I'm just sitting here cackling gleefully. Merry Christmas, those of you who celebrate it and/or appreciate being wished one! anachronistique YESSSSSSSSSSSSS icebergmama adorable and perfect. we got the BBs this little book called Ten Little Zombies, which is in the same vein. EPWordsnatcher This is perfect and beautiful. Merry Christmas, you fantastic weirdos. shahea Perfection. I want to print this, laminate it & hand it out. MsHuntingCreek I can state unequivocally that I hate the Elf and his ilk with the fiery heat of 1000 burning suns. ilikemints Lyette I love this so much!! The updated names were a great touch, too. EPWordsnatcher YES. Especially Jaye and Kade. MamacitaConPistoles Love love love. (And the Gashleys make really great place cards for dinner tables. You know, if you are having guests over tomorrow and need a decoration idea…) Prawns Didn't Elf on the Shelf ever hear that snitches get stitches?