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220px-Yellowstone_Natl_Park_poster_1938The Yellowstone supervolcano is going to blow up really soon and we’re all going to die, some slowly, some at once. Happily, I’m in the latter group. Do not clutter the comments with your “well, this article from a more reputable site suggests this is speculation and nonsense” foolishness. It will avail you nothing when the ash cloud envelops your body and your flesh is incinerated.


Here’s an important question: how many times a day do you pee? You may be familiar with John Mulaney’s bit about pretending to have a frequent urination problem and finding out that “nine” is enough to get you a prostate exam, but I feel like I pee WAY more than nine times a day. The Toast: classing up your Friday.


tl;dr, Jaya forgot to ask after Chris Kimball’s flaky croissants.


If anyone would like to talk about The Americans, I’m here for that, I’m current, I’m engaged.


lol, you seem to be under the misapprehension that being a professional athlete is important, sir. Also, MAN, in Canadian you take every second of BEAUTIFUL, PAID LEAVE they let you take (A BUNCH), and people would think you were nuts if you didn’t. “Why, if you don’t take it, maybe others will stop taking it, and the next thing you know…we’re Americans.”


WHY am I not an English pagan in 1964? (shakes fist at the fates)


WHAT. Okay, it may not have been true, but I’m gonna believe it just the same:

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Rookie talks about class, it’s great. (h/t: The Billfold)


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