“Just earlier this year, a former model came forward to claim that during a shoot, Richardson ‘licked her ass, had her squeeze his balls, and even ejaculated into her eye — making sure his assistant captured everything on film.’”
- Syndrome from Disney’s The Incredibles but on a nine-day juice fast
- Heroin Opie from the darkest timeline of Andy Griffith
- Ginger Skeletor
- Every villain in the “Are You Afraid of the Dark” carnival episode
- Like a living Jack-O-Lantern that has fucked the Cryptkeeper
- Morgan Spurlock after he’s been kept in a basement for fourteen years on a subsistence diet of gruel
- Starving Matthew McConaughey crossed with all the melting dudes at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark
- the human equivalent of a high-grade fever
- Evil Mr. Peanut
- A hoodie that has never been washed
- Scarecrow from Batman Begins disguised as a lumberjack
- A cross between the Pied Piper and Spring-Heeled Jack
- Someone who would try to talk to you in line at 7/11 at 3 in the morning
- Canadian Borat
- A California Raisin that has scurvy
- A Slim Jim that has been given human form by an evil djinn
- Fred Astaire and Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lamb‘s love child
- the red-headed bully from “Salute Your Shorts” with a vitamin-D deficiency
- Dov Charney after being immersed in the evil “Dip” from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
- A no-makeup Joker
- White Jafar
- Exactly like what someone with the soul of Terry Richardson should look like
[Image via @darth]
Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.
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