The Best Kinds of Poems, In Order -The Toast

Skip to the article, or search this site

Home: The Toast

POEMSPreviously in Mallory’s Poetry Opinions: The only things poems should ever be about.

Someday we’re both going to be dead so you absolutely have got to have sex with me right now

War is hell and World War One, specifically, was a terrible idea, and this is what machine guns sound like

Carefully coded support for male-male sex

“Goddammit I love this shepherd; just look at him”

Let me describe this cherry tree to you, in detail

Where is everybody? Oh, right, they’re all dead. Everyone is dead

European colonialism is a terrific idea

I am looking at a poor person and thinking about death

Here is what you should do after I die when you’re standing by my grave

The sun is rising and we are going to have to stop having sex soon

Add a comment

Skip to the top of the page, search this site, or read the article again