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what the hell is this

i dont know but im getting them too

we better close the gym
these bumps might be contagious

Screen Shot 2014-07-08 at 8.41.27 PM5. scarf frowning

4. bones turn into cancer

3. don’t like juice

2. its bad

1. oh no dudeScreen Shot 2014-07-08 at 8.41.37 PMno

you wont

Screen Shot 2014-07-08 at 8.41.53 PMno

they werent

Screen Shot 2014-07-08 at 9.41.25 PMyou just give them one penny and your good to goScreen Shot 2014-07-08 at 9.55.37 PMyou thought you knew but you don’t

youre not even close

think you use your mouth and lungs for singing? think again bucko

nope not that either

boy youre a real dumbass

Screen Shot 2014-07-08 at 9.38.46 PMthere were thirty but something happened to the other one

she’s not here anymore

Screen Shot 2014-07-08 at 8.53.03 PMif you do speak spanish look away

look away right now 

Screen Shot 2014-07-08 at 9.43.34 PMits because of their 29 hot daughters

Screen Shot 2014-07-08 at 8.59.56 PMyou fucking better readScreen Shot 2014-07-08 at 9.46.19 PM theres just this one its the only one thats it do you like itScreen Shot 2014-07-08 at 8.42.02 PM“damn” the doctors say shaking their fists “lost another facelift to darla”

secretly they respect her for keeping them on their toes though

Screen Shot 2014-07-08 at 9.58.16 PMits just this girl in 25 different hatsScreen Shot 2014-07-08 at 9.58.24 PMeven they don’t know they live with their parents

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Screen Shot 2014-07-08 at 11.46.48 PMits not that big a deal honestly it’s kind of embarrassing that you’re making such a big deal out of it, everyone does it these days, you look like a real rube
Screen Shot 2014-07-08 at 11.47.01 PMidk make a banana fortressScreen Shot 2014-07-08 at 11.47.08 PMthe beachScreen Shot 2014-07-08 at 10.39.09 PMi already TOLD you

the penny
Screen Shot 2014-07-08 at 10.39.21 PMthis guy knows all of em

he’s not going to tell you
Screen Shot 2014-07-08 at 10.39.30 PMno one

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