what the hell is this

i dont know but im getting them too

we better close the gym
these bumps might be contagious

5. scarf frowning

4. bones turn into cancer

3. don’t like juice

2. its bad

1. oh no dudeno

you wont

no

they werent

you just give them one penny and your good to goyou thought you knew but you don’t

youre not even close

think you use your mouth and lungs for singing? think again bucko

nope not that either

boy youre a real dumbass

there were thirty but something happened to the other one

she’s not here anymore

if you do speak spanish look away

look away right now 

its because of their 29 hot daughters

you fucking better read theres just this one its the only one thats it do you like it“damn” the doctors say shaking their fists “lost another facelift to darla”

secretly they respect her for keeping them on their toes though

its just this girl in 25 different hatseven they don’t know they live with their parents

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1. [redacted]

its not that big a deal honestly it’s kind of embarrassing that you’re making such a big deal out of it, everyone does it these days, you look like a real rube
idk make a banana fortressthe beachi already TOLD you

the penny
this guy knows all of em

he’s not going to tell you
no one