Katherine Perry’s last self-help quiz for The Toast can be found here.
Do you like your job?
- It’s fine
- Not really.
- No.
- Yesssss!
Do you dig your occupation?
- It’s fine.
- Not really.
- No.
- Yesssssss!
Do you fancy your position?
- No.
- No.
- Shut up.
- Shut up.
Do you take a shine to your métier?
- Eh.
- Meh.
- Mmmmmrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhh.
- !!!!
Do you groove on the task to which you are appointed?
- I neither enjoy nor disenjoy it.
- Nay.
- I pray thee, understand the negatron that issues from my lips!
- Aye, ‘tis as sweet as a kiss from a babe.
Do you cherish your line of work?
- Faintly.
- Nope.
- Ix-nay.
- Indeed!
Do you relish your vocation?
- Moderately.
- Thumbs down.
- Two thumbs down.
- Thumbs up!
Do you hanker to put your nose to the grindstone?
- Eh.
- Meh.
- Mmmmmrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhh.
- !!!!
Do you have scoliosis?
- Not sure.
- Maybe.
- Possibly.
- Not sure?
Restless legs?
- Not sure.
- Like, the syndrome?
- Maybe?
- I sure do, ‘cause I gotta DANCE to celebrate my awesome J-O-B!!!!
Results:
Mostly A’s: You are probably indifferent to your job.
Mostly B’s: You probably complain about needing a haircut for weeks before actually getting one. Also, get a new job.
Mostly C’s: You hate your job.
Mostly D’s: Your job SUX, drone! Just kidding. You like your job!
Katherine Perry is a writer and other things in Brooklyn.