As if this week had not been excitement enough, tomorrow I am meeting up with Nicole in Sedona (just in time for COWBOY DAYS). I may or may not just move in with her after that; I haven’t decided.
Do you love Roxane Gay and self? Would you care to see us in L.A. on August 15th?
Oh, look, it’s a list of all the most horrific murderers currently serving time in Great Britain, complete with terrifying nicknames
It’s not exactly a long-term solution to an ongoing structural crisis, but should you like to pay the delinquent water bill of a Detroit resident, here is a reputable way for you to do so.
I have finally joined Goodreads, and I am having a marvelous time gleefully flinging one-star reviews at Ender’s Game and Wide Sargasso Sea, while carefully showering books like Death In Yellowstone and Death In Grand Canyon with perfect scores. Do you know of any other books about horrible death rates in national parks? If so, please share them with me immediately.
#TweetLikeAWhiteBoySexting haha ;)
— Shrill (@ShrillCosby) July 25, 2014
[KLAXON KLAXON KLAXON KLAXON]
DID YOU KNOW
THAT IN THE MID 1990S
PRINCE TOOK CHILLI FROM TLC ON A DATE
AND THAT THEY WENT TO SEE THE MOVIE CLUELESS
AND THAT THE MOVIE THEATER THEY WENT TO WAS CLOSED
BUT FOR PRINCE AND CHILLI IT WAS TEMPORARILY REOPENED
WELL IT’S TRUE
“My son has been suspended five times. He’s 3.”
There will never come a time in my life when I am uninterested in reading a series of old forum posts from Alaskan backwoodsmen debating the merits of Grizzly Man.
“Someone could make off with all your garbage that’s put out on the street, and carefully record how many used condoms or pregnancy tests or discarded pill bottles are in the trash, and then post that information up on the web along with your name and your address. There’s probably no law against it in your area. Trash on the curb is public…
We’ve spent so many years being indoctrinated in this new, false definition of what is public that most people will still not concede that there is any complexity to the issue.”
I have only generally followed this ongoing conversation, and I’m not sure all of these analogies quite work — trash is not used to generate conversation or interact with others — but it’s one of the more convincing arguments I’ve seen from the “Twitter is something other than public, sometimes” camp.
I still don’t understand what Medium is. DON’T TRY TO EXPLAIN IT AGAIN. Others have tried, and I’ve listened gamely while wearing my smartest face, and nothing has changed.
are you a sea monster
Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.