Toast Points For The Week Of July 25th -The Toast

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This week was a week to live forever in the hearts and minds of Toastrons. We had our one-year anniversary party, and it was splendid.

A visit from The Little Dirtbag Match Girl!

It’s hard for me to imagine a world where not receiving a homemade knitted onesie is considered a punishment, but this world is a rich tapestry.

Turns out Phoebe North knows your life, and that means FAN FICTION

A CHALLENGE to the LADIES.

A Gentleman, who is a widower, turned of thirty, and has estate of near 400l. per annum, has no children, and flatters himself that his person is not disagreeable, sends this challenge to any single lady, either maid or widow, from twenty years of age to thirty, and of an amiable, soft disposition, and whose fortune will command a settlement of 200l. per annum. Any lady that has courage to answer this advertisement, may, by appointing a place of interview, depend on the strictest honour and secrecy; or if any female friend of a lady, who has interest sufficient to bring about such an affair, may be assured to meet with a gentleman not in any way deficient in point of generosity. Any letter directed for M.B. at the Sword-blade coffee-house, Birchin-lane, shall be properly attended to.

I will run articles about the Star Wars Expanded Universe until I die or am released from my duties at The Toast, and not a minute before

Celebrating an entire year of Dad Magazine!

9 Quick And Easy Dinners That Involve Sewing The Top Half Of A Pig Onto The Bottom Half Of A Peacock [Slideshow]

Virginia Johnson, scientist

Every Canadian Novel, Ever [Creed arms into a sea of haters]

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