Anna Pulley’s previous lesbian haiku work can be found here.
Illustrator credit: Kelsey Beyer
Where are all the real people?????
non-judgmental girls only please!!!
Why is a good friend so hard to find??
We must free the
libido from orgasmic
Im a nice,healthy.
Please be educated!!!!!!!!
You: Into piercings, rectal exams, immobilizing bondage, colonic irrigations, enemas, nipple torture…
Must also love hugs
and Dance Moms. Long Term
Protest the inaccurate portrayal of snakes as cruel villains in the media!!!
Snakes are lovable
and deserve our empathy!! Join the
caussssss August 3!
Not looking for ms. wrong Beth Miller!!!!
No men, no couples,
no flakes, no games, no one named
Beth Miller that whore!
Don’t feel blue, feel indigo!!!!
Want a “a love that’s true?”
shall we “multiply life
by the Power Of Two?!?!!”
Butch Tenors and Altos Sought!!
butches needed to
perform “classical songs.”
RE: Not looking for ms. wrong Beth Miller!!!!
DON’T LISTEN TO MY
BITCH EX CINDY! SHE CAN’T
PAY RENT OR ATTENTION!!!!!
I can’t assemble this fucking IKEA bedframe
You: Can read instructions
with no words. Me: Have
Allen Wrench, won’t travel.
RE: Butch Tenors and Altos Sought!! (REVISED)
Ad was not a sex
request!! Stop sending pics of
your “classically trained” “flute”!!
Anna is a freelance writer living in Oakland. Get overly personal emails and haiku from her here.