Previously: Song lyrics improved by cats.
The world is a dark and a terrible place. Horrible, morally insane things are happening. Let us resist them as best we are able, and in the meantime replace various nouns in the lyrics of well-known pop songs with the word “cats,” that we might whistle against the coming of the night together a while longer.
cats keep a-fallin’ on my head
just like the guy whose cats are too big for his bed
nothing seems to fit
Oh, cats keep a-fallin’ on my head
keep a-fallin’
cause I just done me some talking to the sun
and I said I didn’t like the way cats got things done
catting on the job
Oh, cats keep a-fallin’ on my head
keep a-fallin’
it won’t be long
til cats and cats
come up to greet me
Because I’m free
cats aren’t worrying me
I was just a skinny cat
never knew no good from cats
But I knew cats before I left my nursery
left alone with big fat catty
cats were such a naughty nanny
cat big woman, cats made a cat boy out of me
Oh, won’t cats take me home tonight
Oh, cats beside your red fire light
Oh, and cats give it all cats got
cat bottomed girls, cats make the rocking world go round
cat bottomed girls, cats make the rocking world go cat
If I could save cats in a bottle
the first cat that I would pursue
is to cat every day ’til eternity passes away
Just to spend cats with you
But there never seems to be enough cats
To do the things you want to do once cats find them
I’ve looked around enough to know
That cats the one I want to cat through time with
cats love cats (cats, cats, cats)
cats love cats (cats, cats, cats)
cats love cats (cats, cats, cats)
and with a cat like that
you know you should be cats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChmceF00gGc
cats never meant 2 cause u any sorrow
cats never meant 2 cause u any pain
cats only wanted 2 one time see cats laughing
cats only wanted 2 see cats laughing in the purple rain
Purple rain purple cats
Purple cats purple rain
Purple cats purple cats
what have cats done for me lately
let’s give cats something to talk about
let’s give cats mysteries to figure out
let’s give cats something to cat about
how about cats
cats
cats
