DONT LET “THE MAN” TELL YOU WHAT TO FUCKING DO WITH YOUR BODY
AND YOUR KEYBOARD
YOU WILL NEVER LIVE UP TO THE SEXIST, PATRIARCHAL STANDARD OF WHAT MAKES A “GOOD” SOURCE CODE OR AN “ACCEPTABLE” ALGORITHM
REFUSE TO LEARN TO CODE
STOP EMPOWERING YOUNG WOMEN IN YOUR COMMUNITY AND PREPARING THEM FOR FRUITFUL CAREERS IN THE TECH INDUSTRY
YOUR DEBUGGING WILL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH
YOU ARE MORE THAN YOUR USABILITY
YOU ARE A REAL RAW PUNK ROCK FUCK TALK SOUL HEART SPACE CRUSADER
NOT A CODER
CODING IS FOR FUCKING SQUARES AND SELLOUTS AND LITTLE KISSASS PUNK BITCHES
YOU DON’T NEED TO INCREASE YOUR JOB PROSPECTS
YOU JUST NEED TO KICK ASS
DON’T SMILE
DON’T CODE
JUST ROCK
REFUSE TO LET THEM INCORPORATE YOU INTO BOY CODE STANDARDS
RESIST THE CODING ESTABLISHMENT
ASSIMILATE SOMEONE ELSE, THIS GIRL’S NOT YOUR FUCKING CODING TOY
WHY THE FUCK SHOULD YOU BECOME A FUTURE INNOVATOR JUST BECAUSE SOME MALE CORPORATION THINKS YOU SHOULD
GIRLS!
DON’T LET THEM TEACH YOU HOW TO CODE
FUCK THEIR INPUT
FUCK THEIR OUTPUT
THE ONLY PYTHON YOU NEED IS AN ACTUAL FUCKING SNAKE
GIRLS DON’T CODE
GRRRLS DON’T CODE
TELL THE MEN WHO WANT YOU TO CODE THAT THEY CAN GO DISRUPT THEMSELVES
Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.