don’t say a word
don’t say a fucking word
i wasn’t even saying anything
great
just keep on doing that then

no
you can’t turn around yet
i’ll tell you when it’s time to turn around

well
there it is
another mouth

please take him
oh god please take him while he’s still sleeping

christ
it won’t stop making that face
it’s making that face right now, isn’t it
how am i supposed to love something with a face like that

just because i’m dead and in a painting
doesn’t mean i’m not still disappointed in all of you

well
here it is
my life’s work

AHHHHH
AHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHH
see
it’s not so much fun when someone screams at you
AHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHH
i can do this all day until you two decide to stop screaming, so

baby
please
i have time for literally anything but your shit right now

can you move a little bit to the right so we can get more of the boy
what boy
him?
i don’t think we need him in this picture

listen
i don’t want to be here any more than you do
just try not to spit up in the next ten minutes and we’ll both get out of here

when are you coming back?
FUCKING NEVER

stop touching me, sweetheart
i have to focus on wearing this hat right now
let go

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