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oh you do go on
tell me what else you like about my hat

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so many places to wear the hat
so many enemies to show up

hats3

begone
can you not see the size and magnificence of our hats
how dare a man with a hat that size speak to us

hats1

no, Marguerite
now that it is I who wears the largest hat
it is I who must go first
and you who must go behind

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oh don’t look like that
you know that sometimes when I find a hat big enough I like to take my shirt off and pull apart a ball of twine
don’t act so surprised

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we don’t blame you for looking
but you have to stop doing it, just the same

hat26

who is this hatless person
why is he talking to us like we’re the same kind of people

hat22

the hat was dyed in the blood of other, lesser hats

hat19

you’re welcome

hat23

i don’t need to smile with a hat like this

hat20

this hat could be bigger
its fine i guess
its giant and gold and thats fine
but it could still be bigger

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darling just leave me alone with the hat

hat18

suddenly the thought came to her
another hat
“Then I’ll be happy,” she thought
“Then I’ll be happy at last”

hats17

another layer
another layer of scarves for the hat

madam, we can make it no bigger
the hat will not hold
I SAY IT WILL HOLD

hats15

i love your hat
oh, thanks awfully
i like your
headband
no, it’s a hat
this is a hat too
sure
i guess we could call it that
if you want to

hats14

get lower
i want your bare head further away from my hat

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of course
the wider the hat
the further away from her everyone else would have to stand

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