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okay rule A, don’t take off her cloak when she’s sleeping

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rule B, don’t touch her hair when she’s sleeping

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i don’t care how asleep they are, don’t bend over them and stare directly at their vaginas

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no touching someone’s hips just because they’re asleep either, that seems like a given

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this is just dickish
why would you do that

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i don’t know what you’re about to do but don’t do it

A Silent Greeting 1889 by Sir Lawrence Alma-Tadema 1836-1912

just walk away man she’s clearly exhausted

Cupid and Psyche exhibited 1867 by Alphonse Legros 1837-1911

oh, hey, there she is, i’ve been meaning to talk to her about — SHE IS ASLEEP GIVE HER A FUCKING MINUTE

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don’t PULL THE BLANKET OUT FROM UNDER HER WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU, YOU HAVE WINGS, YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER

sleeping10just back up and walk out of there buddysleeping9

it’s rude for a man and it’s rude for a goat to wake this woman up so you’re wrong twice

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put that hand back

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FIVE MORE MINUTES DUDE 

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what would you even get out of this

sleeping5

it can wait little dude

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why is everyone being such a dick

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staring counts as touching, don’t touch someone who is sleeping, go look at something awake

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