Hello everyone! Today is the day the book comes out, I am in New York about to do all kinds of things, so I won’t be around to coddle you. Make your own breakfast. There’s milk in the fridge. Figure it out.

Are you coming to the launch tonight, East Coasters? Come meet me and my mom and my sister! The rest of you please enjoy this story about how I swallowed a bug during an interview with the Guardian.

It was awful. (The bug, not the interview)