Part One.

IMHO = in my horse’s opinion

SMH = suck my hand

SMDH = suck my dang hand

IMO = I married Odysseus

FWIW = For once, I wept

TBH = Tim’s best horses

AFAIK = And Frank? Ask it, k?

SJW = Sad Jimmy Wemberley

LMK = Let me krump

TIL = Tim is late/Tim is lost

ROFL = running on four legs

IIRC = if I run, Carl?

IRL = misspelling of “Earl”