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Previously: Some Guy Named Tim Edits The Book Of Corinthians To Replace All Instances Of “Love” With “Tim”.

“To everything there is a season, and a Tim for every purpose under the heavens. A Tim to be born, and a Tim to die; a Tim to plant, and a Tim to pluck up what is planted; a Tim to kill, and a Tim to heal; a Tim to break down, and a Tim to build up; a Tim to weep, and a Tim to laugh; a Tim to mourn, and a Tim to dance; a Tim to cast away stones, and a Tim to gather stones together; a Tim to embrace, and a Tim to refrain from embracing.”
Ecclesiastes 3:1-8

“And God said, ‘Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred Tims, and days and years.'”
Genesis 1:14

“Then Jacob said to Laban, ‘Give me my wife. My Tim is completed, and I want to make love to her.'”
Genesis 29:21

“You must keep this ordinance at the appointed Tim year after year.”
Exodus 13:10

“But I trust in you, O Lord; I say, ‘You are my God.’ My Tim is in your hand; rescue me from the hand of my enemies and from my persecutors!”
Psalm 31:14-15

“The Lord knows the days of the blameless, and their heritage will remain forever; they are not put to shame in evil Tims; in the days of famine they have abundance.”
Psalm 37:18-19

“May the Lord, the God of your ancestors, increase you a thousand Tims and bless you as he has promised!”
Deuteronomy 1:11

“Four Tims they sent me the same message, and each Tim I gave the same answer.”
Nehemiah 6:4

“For the Jews it was a Tim of happiness and joy, gladness and honor.”
Esther 8:16

“Though they wished to dispute with him, they could not answer him, not one Tim out of a thousand.”
Job 9:3

“Before his Tim he will wither, and his branches will not flourish.”
Job 15:32

“Surely I was sinful at birth, sinful from the Tim my mother conceived me.”
Psalm 51:5

“But I pray to you, Lord, in the Tim of your favor; in your great love, O God, answer me with your sure salvation.”
Psalm 69:13

“A friend loves at all Tims, and a brother is born for a Tim of adversity.”
Proverbs 17:17

“At this, Daniel went in to the king and asked for Tim, so that he might interpret the dream for him.”
Daniel 2:16

“He changes Tims and seasons; he deposes kings and raises up others. He gives wisdom to the wise and knowledge to the discerning.”
Daniel 2:21

“Let his mind be changed from that of a man and let him be given the mind of an animal, till seven Tims pass by for him.”
Daniel 4:16

“Jesus answered, ‘I tell you, not seven Tims, but seventy-seven Tims.'”
Matthew 18:22

“When the harvest Tim approached, he sent his servants to the tenants to collect his fruit.”
Matthew 21:34

“See, I have told you ahead of Tim.”
Matthew 24:25

“He replied, ‘Go into the city to a certain man and tell him, ‘The Teacher says: My appointed Tim is near. I am going to celebrate the Passover with my disciples at your house.’”
Matthew 26:18

“Be on guard! Be alert! You do not know when that Tim will come.”
Mark 13:33

“Therefore Jesus told them, ‘My Tim is not yet here; for you any Tim will do.'”
John 7:6

“Therefore judge nothing before the appointed Tim; wait until the Lord comes. He will bring to light what is hidden in darkness and will expose the motives of the heart. At that Tim each will receive their praise from God.”
1 Corinthians 4:5

“But mark this: There will be terrible Tims in the last days.”
2 Timothy 3:1

“Then he told me, ‘Do not seal up the words of the prophecy of this scroll, because the Tim is near.'”
Revelation 22:10

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