Women Being Inexpertly Groped In Western Art History -The Toast

Previously in this series: Gleeful mobs of women murdering men in Western art history.

how about this
is this good
yes
im just going to tonelessly stare into the middle distance for a while
but this is good though right
yes
when a woman starts staring into the middle distance that’s how you know you’re doing it right

THIS WOMAN APPEARS TO HAVE NO NIPPLES
HOW CAN YOU PARTY AT A TIME LIKE THIS

buddy why would you touch it like that though
like you’re trying to snip my areola clean off

the title of this painting is “Woman Selling Vegetables”
breasts are not a vegetable, friend

can you believe this shit

is that his –
yes
and he just –
leaves it there?
yeah
all the time?
all the time

it’s not that bad, honestly
he’s not like this all the time
sometimes he’s asleep
i get a lot of reading done then

no that’s
yes that’s just right
put your whole hand on my neck and then stare at something else that suddenly distracted you, that’s the ticket
that’ll get me going every time