Skip to the article, or search this site

Home: The Toast

Happy Valentine’s Day, friends and mild lovers. It’s time to show those special someone(s) that you care (assuming you do). These delightfully dismissive Valentines are perfect for letting the people in your life know that, hey, you have plenty of other things to think about, too.

youll do i suppose

a little busy right now

dont wait up for me

just playing the field valentine

buzz off

$
Select Payment Method

Loading ...

Personal Info

Donation Total: $1.00

Madeline Gobbo worked in publishing for a while, and then one fateful day Mallory Ortberg asked her to draw some pictures for a new book she was writing called Texts From Jane Eyre. After that Madeline decided she wanted to doodle things full-time, so she quit her job and her LinkedIn profile and took to the highways with a bindle stick full of colored pencils.

Add a comment

Skip to the top of the page, search this site, or read the article again

(Close this.)