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kiss2

okay
okay i’m ready
let’s do this

kiss3

ah yes
this is how kissing goes
your whole face in my mouth, that’s what kissing is
now stop squirming so I can absorb your essence

kiss14

No
no
no
no, that’s quite all right

kiss6

“No, it’s — I’m pretty sure the table is supposed to stay between us.”

kiss5

“Don’t look, children. It’s just awful.”

kiss4

what are you laughing about
nothing
i’m not laughing

well stop it
you’re not laughing right into my mouth
i’m not doing anything
maybe if you weren’t clinging to my back like an octopus squeezing its prey i wouldn’t be laughing into your mouth

you are fucking impossible

kiss16

I can almost reach the sword

hetero

“Really, Jimward? Heterosexuality? In my house?”

kiss7

oh Christ
they’re mashing their faces again
what do I do

kiss8

my God
that’s not —
it’s a MUSTACHE
he’s growing that thing on purpose
he’s growing a mustache on purpose right at my mouth

kiss9

Ah, my lady, to be alone with you at last
be quiet
if you’re very good
I’ll let you carry my hat later

kiss10

when will death come

kiss11

but
i was reading

kiss12

Oh, hells
well
one of us is going to have to go home and change

kiss13

i just plain don’t like you

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