shh nobody move
don’t wake him up
he’s conquistasnoring

aww look
look at how pretty his mouth is when he doesn’t use it for talking

he’s not bothering ANYBODY

look at him
not moving or playing instruments or telling me stories or anything
i could look at him not doing anything for hours

be sure to use the time the men in your life are asleep wisely 

i don’t mind him at all when he’s like this

i dont mean this in a bad way but
i sort of hope you never wake up
not that you die or anything
just that
you never wake up

positive reinforcement helps men stay asleep instead of standing up and saying things
try covering the sleeping men in your life with prizes and garlands

shhhhh
it’s okay, little buddy
you’ve had a long day

think of all the women he’s not explaining his art project to right now

i love him
he’s the quietest man at the party

aww
you could almost love one of them, when they’re like this

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