THIS GROWN-UP VERSION OF “ANNIE” IS GONNA PEEL AND EAT THEM I GUESS
THAT’LL MESS ‘EM UP REAL BAD

NO
TELL HER YOU FUCKED THE SKY AND THE CONCEPT OF REGRET BOTH AT THE SAME TIME

PUT A HAT ON THEM OR SOMETHING?

WHY ARE SO MANY MILLENNIALS “KICKING THEMSELVES RIGHT IN THE MOUTH UNTIL THEY DIE”

PUT YOUR BRAIN HOUSE THROUGH THE BIG HOLE
PUT YOUR HAND-NECKS OR “ARMS” THROUGH THE OPPOSITE HOLES
YOU CANNOT LIVE INSIDE THE POCKET NO MATTER HOW TINY AND WARM AND SAFE IT MAKES YOU FEEL
IT’S A SHIRT WITH A SECRET

IT’S GOT EXTRA SKIN ON IT

“THE ASS”

FINALLY YOU’LL JUST BE A HEAD DIRECTLY RESTING ON TOP OF A PILE OF ABS

REMEMBER IT’S IN YOUR BLOOD AND WHATNOT A GOOD PERCENTAGE OF THE TIME

MAKE A GIRLFRIEND OUT OF PROTEIN POWDER AND CALL HER TO SEE IF YOU CAN GET ON HER CAR INSURANCE

IF YOU’RE NOT CAREFUL YOU COULD SLIDE STRAIGHT INTO NOVEMBER WITHOUT EVER SEEING THE SUN

THEY’RE GONNA WANT TO TOUCH YOUR BUTT

#11 SQUAT OVER IT LIKE A PROUD MOTHER HEN AND REVERSE-GIVE BIRTH TO IT

THE OLD REASONS WERE GARBAGE AND SO ARE YOU