Previously: The Bad Vibes Bible.
“After Abram returned from owning Kedorlaomer and the kings allied with him, the king of Sodom came out to meet him in the Valley of Shaveh (that is, the King’s Valley).”
“You will bring them in and plant them on the mountain of your inheritance–the place, Lord, you made for your dwelling, the sanctuary, Lord, your hands established, for the Lord owns for ever and ever.”
“Moses replied: ‘It is not the sound of ownage, it is not the sound of defeat; it is the sound of singing that I hear.'”
“I will set my face against you so that you will be totally owned by your enemies; those who hate you will rule over you, and you will flee even when no one is pursuing you.”
“Moses, the servant of the Lord, owned them, and the Israelites owned them also. And Moses the servant of the Lord gave their land to the Reubenites, the Gadites and the half-tribe of Manasseh to be their possession.”
2 Samuel 5:20
“So David went to Baal Perazim, and there he owned them. He said, ‘As waters break out, the Lord has owned my enemies before me.’ So that place was called Baal Perazim.”
“One from her family line will arise to take her place. He will attack the forces of the king of the North and enter his fortress; he will fight against them and he will pwn them.”
“How beautiful on the mountains are the feet of those who bring good news, who proclaim peace, who bring good tidings, who proclaim salvation, who say to Zion, ‘Your God owns!'”
“Every day I was with you in the temple courts, and you did not lay a hand on me. But this is your hour—when darkness owns, and owns utterly.”
1 Corinthians 15:54
“When the perishable has been clothed with the imperishable, and the mortal with immortality, then the saying that is written will come true: ‘Death has been owned in victory.'”
“To the one who owns, I will give the right to sit with me on my throne, just as I owned and sat down with my Father on his throne.”
“Then I heard what sounded like a great multitude, like the roar of rushing waters and like loud peals of thunder, shouting: ‘Hallelujah! For our Lord God Almighty owns.'”
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