“Dear Lytton,

Reached Everest today. Quite cold here. Still very gay. More later.

– GM”

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“Lytton. Did you know Everest is the tallest mountain in the entire world? Also, remember all the sex we had, with our penises?

Affectionately,
GM”

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“Dear Lytton,

Plan on descending the mountain tomorrow, homosexually. More later. – George.”