This post is sponsored by Adam Kranz, a longtime reader of The Toast who is thrilled to support the site.

The Alameda County Fair, you guys. It’s around for another week. I strongly advise that you do not miss it.

I don’t think these pigs were actually from Alaska, but other than that I don’t have a single quibble. The little buddy in red had a tough time getting over the hurdle! But don’t worry, he gets there, in his own good time. In his own good time, and they all end up together at the trough, and this week isn’t going to be so bad, you know. You’re going to make it from beginning to end intact.