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Realtalk, gang: who is naming our fruits and vegetables? This is madness. Anyways, here are a bunch of tomato names that sound like strippers from the recent film Magic Mike XXL, which I do not think has yet been mentioned on this particular website.

Big Boy

big boy

White Wonder

The Arkansas Traveller

Hothouse Beefsteak

hothouse beefsteak

Moneymaker

Supersteak

German Johnson

german johnson

Tiger Tom

Sweet Million

Husky Gold

golden husky

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Matt Lubchansky makes comics and occasionally leaves his apartment in New York. You can find his weekly comics here, or on twitter here.

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