What are you a fan of? I bet it’s not very cool, at least not anymore. I did some extremely deep digging on the website all the teens are using and I’m here to report back the COOL fandoms to be a member of, as of 8/5/2015, 2:00 PM EST. This is a complete list. Other fandoms are null and void.
1991 Albert Brooks classic “Defending Your Life”
Those lil waving cats
2003 Satirical Novel Wigfield: The Can-Do Town That Just May Not, which sold literally tens of thousands of copies
Some drill lubricants, the ones that smell cedar-y
2002 The Sound of Urchin album You Are the Best, that you and your friend Griffin got when his older brother found it on the street in Union Square
celebrities dressed like minions
That is all.