“This tiny cup of coffee is lovely. It even makes my calves look big.” -The Toast

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If there is even the slightest chance you have missed this video of benign Norwegian bodybuilders visiting an extra-small village in order to feel bigger, please give yourself the gift of viewing it now. On my first viewing, I very much barked out a sob of joy, like a bereaved seal. I have been unable to stop watching, since I started.

Here is one of them – the only name we are given is Knut; I have decided to name this fellow Mit Sleeves Karl – delivering a tiny letter to a wee post office.

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Here he is again, enjoying a diminutive porch. He is very large, you see, and the porch, she is small. “Here we are really big. And that really boosts our self esteem.”

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Here they are, doing pushups on a pocket-sized lawn. Good morning, friends.

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Here they are, flexing into eternity on a minikin roller coaster.

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Every moment is to be savored without explanation. Do not look for context. I don’t ever want to know anything more about this video than I do right now. I don’t care if it’s a hoax, or a viral marketing ad for creatine, or anything else. I don’t care. All I know – all I need to know – is that Knut looks huge right now, they frame tiny stamps, and these gentle Vikings want to go to Hobbiton and play minigolf.

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