Mystery Gift, free with $200 purchase. Ylang 23 carries really fancy jewelry. I got a tiny ruby ring from them once and they included a handwritten thank you note in the box. I can only imagine the mystery gift is whatever that thing was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction.
Ex Voto Paris Monsoon Tea Room Spray, $43 (was $72) No idea what this smells like but it’s probably safe to bet it smells like a rich person’s house.
Brenna Slip-On Sneaker, $35.99 with code BRSALE (were $118. Coincidence?) Take an extra 40% off all sale stuff at Banarnar. Just throw them in the back of your closet until spring.
Turtleneck Sweater Dress, $79.95 (was $148) Unlike white jeans, white sweater dresses are always perfect, forever and ever, amen.
Assembly Home Wall Hanging, $29.99 (was $59) DO NOT BUY THIS. However, if for some reason you like it (why!?), you could make it. And if your friends have similar tastes (double-why!?) you could give them as gifts.
Maternity PJs, $54 (were $100) Here’s the link to the bottoms. I know, I know. You’re thinking, “But aren’t maternity PJs just a big shirt and some stretchy pants?,” and it’s like, yes, but do you really want to be that guy? Let us have our fun.
Hair Removal Laser, $399 (was $449) What is this? WHAT IS THIS!