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Mystery Gift, free with $200 purchase. Ylang 23 carries really fancy jewelry. I got a tiny ruby ring from them once and they included a handwritten thank you note in the box. I can only imagine the mystery gift is whatever that thing was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction.


501239630_product_2Ex Voto Paris Monsoon Tea Room Spray, $43 (was $72) No idea what this smells like but it’s probably safe to bet it smells like a rich person’s house.

C0948_ED8359GOLD SWIMSUIT, $20 with code FRIDAY (was $118) Mine. Also, this peacoat.

cn9021322Brenna Slip-On Sneaker, $35.99 with code BRSALE (were $118. Coincidence?) Take an extra 40% off all sale stuff at Banarnar. Just throw them in the back of your closet until spring.

4130265408452_010_b2Turtleneck Sweater Dress, $79.95 (was $148) Unlike white jeans, white sweater dresses are always perfect, forever and ever, amen.

37310067_012_b (1)Assembly Home Wall Hanging, $29.99 (was $59) DO NOT BUY THIS. However, if for some reason you like it (why!?), you could make it. And if your friends have similar tastes (double-why!?) you could give them as gifts.



Maternity PJs, $54 (were $100) Here’s the link to the bottoms. I know, I know. You’re thinking, “But aren’t maternity PJs just a big shirt and some stretchy pants?,” and it’s like, yes, but do you really want to be that guy? Let us have our fun. s1750819-main-zoom

Hair Removal Laser, $399 (was $449) What is this? WHAT IS THIS!

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