Kork-Ease Shawna Leather Tall Boots, $83.98 (were $295) Admit it: this holiday season sucked. As did the entirety of 2015, so far. Did anyone buy you perfect wedge boots? No. No they did not. And now, here you are, stepping in cat puke in your bare feet. What’s wrong with the cat? You’ll figure it out tomorrow. Today is for buying your own damn boots.

Aurora Multicolored String Lights, one dollar per foot with code “APLENTY” (were previously a lot more than that), Don’t you just love these little twinkle lights? They’re delicate and soft and not-too-holidayish. If you’re unimaginative (join the club!) you could stuff a clear vase with them.

MY FAVORITE LIPSTICK, $18 with free shipping (was $22.50), Corset is the very best lipstick color in the whole world. It should NOT be on sale. Nay, we should feel lucky to pay double!

So, there’s an “Agrarian” sale section at Williams Sonoma? Just FYI.

Kimono Sleeve T-Shirt Dress, $31.50 (was $45) This is not a dress. However, it IS a cute tunic to wear over leggings. Even cuter belted. Plus, it comes in four colors. Collect them all!

Double Hand Chain Rings Set, $14 (was $28) All at once, these are too much on anyone except Rihanna. Shared among friends, however?

Peter Thomas Roth Max All Night Repair Youth Restoring Intensive Concentrate, $19 (was $24) Yo, Pete, still not exactly sure what the fuck this is despite the longest product name in history, but I will be purchasing it, so your trick worked…this time.

Rose Floral Vintage-Inspired Apron, $14.99 (was $34.95) This is just an excuse to ask you how many aprons you have, where you got them, and how old they are. To the comments!