Forgot to brush my teeth the other night.
Didn’t water my plants and now the universe is punishing me.
Lack of willpower.
Health is fueled by assignments and I haven’t hustled enough this month.
Ate a candy bar two weeks ago.
Someone, somewhere, is disappointed in me.
Allowed myself to enjoy free time.
Watched Law & Order: SVU instead of reading one of my many books.
Subtweeted and now have Regret Flu.
Some overlooked moral failing.
Didn’t go to every party I was invited to and now my friends hate me and their hatred is manifesting into a fever.
Something only my soul knows.