Cock-and-Balls Cookie Cutter, $.49 (was $1.25) It’s shrinkage. You know the second these cookies hit the oven they’ll look more “normal.”
Revel Asher Flats, $16 with code “EXTRA10” (were $34.99) So, Target sells creepers now. Good to know.
Velvet Dungarees, $12.99 (were $29.99) Your average fashion blogger would tell you about the time she stumbled upon a Zara Kids standalone store in a creepy Paris suburb and went on a clearance rack rampage bagging ten items for under $100 USD. But I’m not your average fashion blogger.
Kate Spade Quote Unquote Studs, $24 (were $48) Any puzzling jewelry that forces people to get closer to your face is great jewelry.
American Rag Straight-Leg Jeans, $26.99 (were $59.50) The only reason these are on sale, according to reviews, is that they’re more like jeggings than jeans, but are still beloved. You’ve been warned!
ULTA Sonic Advanced Facial Cleansing System, $46.40 (was $58) So bored of Clairsonics.
Devon Lace Safety Short, $9.99 (was $14) At first, I only planned to include this item because I have a friend named Devon. But now I’m more concerned with the name. What gives, Urban?
Butterfly Sleeves Empire Waist Kaftan, $35 This is the non-maternity version of my favorite maternity kaftan. The whole shop is bomb, though.
kre-at Beauty 24 Karat Gold Lashes, $70.80 (were $295) What even are these, sleep aids? So heavy, man. They come in silver, too.
Jane Marie is a writer, mother, fighter and lover.