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“Maybe another ribbon would h–”
“It would not.”

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“The flowers are fine. I just still don’t like you.”

 

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“No, it’s nothing.
It’s nothing.”

 

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JUST TAKE IT, TAKE THE CROWN AND LEAVE ME WITH MY GOATS

 

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“Father, if you are willing, let this flower crown pass from me; however not my will, but yours be done.”

 

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I can barely see it and I still hate it

 

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“Although there is no change in my patrician facade, I can assure you my heart is breaking.”

 

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This one’s not a lady, but he looks so damn desolate that I had to get him in the lineup.

 

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“This demeans the both of us.”

 

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remove the harp of rejoicing
bring me the harp of ennui

 

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“I am smiling. Take the picture.”

 

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no, I love it
I don’t know why it’s falling apart
maybe the crown just wants to be on the floor

 

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“I’ll smile when I have something to smile about.”

 

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“No, I love it. It’s just what I would have picked out for myself. It’s so practical, and…I can wear it for years.”

 

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“Don’t forget that it’s me who’s the Queen of the Goddamned May around here.”

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