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Jeremiah 29:11
“For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord, thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope.”

“Well, never mind! Your Auntie Mame will open doors for you. Doors you never even dreamed existed. What times we’ll have!”

 

Luke 9:5
“If people do not welcome you, leave their town and shake the dust off your feet as a testimony against them.”

“She don’t live here. She drinks and does her passing out here.”

 

Luke 14:24
“I tell you, not one of those who were invited will get a taste of my banquet.”

“Life is a banquet, and most poor sons-of-bitches are starving to death!”

 

Matthew 7:6
“Do not give dogs what is sacred; do not throw your pearls to pigs. If you do, they may trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you to pieces.”

“I won’t put $500 on my back for that awful man. A suit will do.”

 

Matthew 23:27
“Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You are like whitewashed tombs, which look beautiful on the outside but on the inside are full of the bones of the dead and everything unclean.”

“What could be more wholesome or natural?”
“Natural? Well, it might be natural for a sardine!”
“Mr. Babcock, I consider your behavior most undignified.”
“Undignified? At least I wear a vest.”

 

2 Samuel 18:9
“Now Absalom happened to meet David’s men. He was riding his mule, and as the mule went under the thick branches of a large oak, Absalom’s hair got caught in the tree. He was left hanging in midair, while the mule he was riding kept on going.”

“Can I ask you just one question?”
“How did you stay on that horse?”
“It’s like New Haven with the bracelet.”
“I got stuck, but at the other end.”

 

Matthew 5:15
“Neither do people light a lamp and put it under a bowl. Instead they put it on its stand, and it gives light to everyone in the house.”

“For nine years I’ve tried to open windows in his life. You want to shut him up in a safe deposit box. I won’t let you do that to my little one.”

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