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282dd1d242ce306745ff05ceab9890aaLulu Frost 18k Question Mark Ring with Diamond, $316 (was $790) It’s not easy taking relationship advice from a double-divorcée, but engagement advice? Clearly you’re dealing with a pro. This is a very sweet, modest ring that will not read as a question mark once it’s sideways on the finger, but if you are worried that your love will want to choose their own gargantuan ring AND you’d like to surprise them with some jewels when you propose, this here is the perfect stand-in that can be worn on any other finger after you get the Big One.

image1xxlSplit-Sleeve Chiffon Robe, $33 (was $55) And while you’re over there, grab these:

image1xxl (1)ASOS Nooky Sexy Heeled Slippers, $25.50 (were $43) Everyone on earth is lucky they are sold out of size 9. Don’t forget the pedicure:

s-l1000Formula X The Power Couples 4 Mani/Pedi Duos, $19.75 (was $39.50) Why are Formula X polishes always on sale? They aren’t bad, in my experience. Yours? Anyway, here you not only get eight springy colors, the set comes with base and top coats and something else I can’t quite understand.

V561696Here’s a thing I need so badly BUT FOR WHAT?, $79 (was $118) Throw the lamp in, too.

club-w_1396363274-1024x674Club W Wine Subscription, starts at around $45 a month for three bottles delivered to your door. My sister got me one month for Christmas and I’m keeping the subscription because 1) I’ll buy and drink that much in a week, 2) it forces me to try new stuff, and 3) it’s a nice way to get some Weekend Wines in the house as opposed to Monday-Thursday box wine. (Full disclosure: I think I might get free bottles if you use that link, which I am more than okay with, but if you are not, then use this link and pretend we’ve never met.)

8123000250_1_1_1Zara Embroidered Butterflies Bed Linens, $39.90-$59.90 (were $69.90-$119) Hang out over at Zara Home long enough, you might just fall in love.

36327138_062_aXO Confetti, $6 (was $10) Okay, so this is just the decor part of a larger scheme. Get these. Sprinkle them all over your coffee table. Light a few tea lights. Pour a couple glasses of that weekend wine and press play on this:

Melt Couples Massage Video Series, Valentine’s Special $89 (no idea how much they were before?) No one has ever loved someone as much as Denis loves Emma.

 

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