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The great Jan Hooks was never better than in “Brenda the Waitress,” an SNL skit that is still my favorite movie. It’s better than whatever movie you like, and it is the source of the oldest and truest wisdom there is: Pie is never free.

“You ready to tell me what you want?”

“I made that decision when I was twelve.”

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