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sleepy1

ah lads
I fear this is the end for your old pal Handsome Pete
I am undone by my own babeliness
and must rest
til either the end of the earth or of mine own great hotness comes

 

sleepy2

this is it for me
im a goner

don’t talk like that
it’s not your time
it’s not your time yet
who are you trying to kid
I’ve been gorgeous for years now
nothing to do now but lay down and give up the fight

tell everyone –
no
tell everyone how hot I was
you tell ’em
you tell ’em yourself, Hank
Hank?
Hank?

 

sleepy3

im so hot i dont think ill ever be able to stand up again ralphie
the hotness just melted right through my spine

 

sleepy4

oh no
im a fox

 

sleepy5

alas, my body, it’s so good

 

sleepy6

doc give it to me straight
am i too beautiful to walk again

 

sleepy7

oh my god
oh my god i look so good i have to sit down
just to rest for a minute
oh no
it’s even better than i thought

 

sleepy8

help me
im gorgeous

 

sleepy9

2 comely 2 lift my own head 

 

sleepy10

go away 
leave me alone
i’m sleepy and beautiful and you dont understand me

do you want us to wake you up later
i’ll wake up when i’m ugly
so never

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