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“squar squar squar squar squarl”

“huh-HUNFH”

“sclef sclef sclef cakkhah”

“scleeehhh”

“sklaaaanx”

“heffun-heffun skuh”

[dead silence] “KLENH”

“snuhhhhh”

“brenkle-BREH”

[mid-dream while napping on couch] “fuffle-funff, BERNP”

“ha-KAKH”

“skekkle”

[walking across the floor the day before grooming appointment] “klekkle-klekkle-KLINKEH-klekkle”

“sklonkle”

[settling into bed] “mrrrrrrph. mrrrr.”

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