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C’MERE YOU GRUMPY OLD SAINT
no
C’MERE AND LEMME CUDDLE YOUR FACE
no i came to the desert to be alone
IF I DON’T GET TO CUDDLE YOUR SCRUMPED-UP LITTLE OLD MAD FACE IN THE NEXT FOURTEEN SECONDS I MIGHT DIE
YOU CAN KEEP PRAYING WHILE I CUDDLE YOU IF YOU WANT
well
ok then
but only for a minute

YESSSSS THANK YOU YOU OLD DESERT MAN

 

hermit2

HI LIL BUDDY
DON’T GET UP I JUST GOTTA COME OVER AND HUG YOU BY THAT WEE LIL GODHUT YOU’VE GOT THERE REAL QUICK

 

HERMIT3

YOU FANTASTIC LITTLE FROWNING GOBBET OF GOD-MAN LET ME CUDDLE YOU

 

hermit4

EVERYBODY GET OUTTA THE WAY SO I CAN HUGGLE THIS TENDER MANHILL WITH HIS BEARD WATERFALL

 

hermit5

AHAHAHHAHAH I’M GONNA SNUGGLE YOU UP YOU LIL OLD READER BUDDY

 

hermit6

GIMME YOUR BODY FOR ME TO HOLD TIGHTLY LIKE A GOOD FRIEND PLEASE

 

hermit7

ST LUKE THE STYLITE ARE YOU WORRIED YOU’RE TOO HIGH UP ON YOUR GODPILLAR FOR ANYBODY TO HUG AND CUDDLE YOUR FACE? WELL WORRY NO MORE BUD I’M A-COMIN

 

HERMIT8

MACARIUS I DON’T EVEN MIND THAT YOU ALMOST HAVE GOT NO FACE LEFT, I’LL STILL CUDDLE YA

 

hermit9

nobody better be comin up here to hug me and be my friend
no room for friendship up here
no way no sir
oh i’m comin’ up there to be your pal all right
don’t you do it!!!
gonna hug you right up buddy
i’ll fight ya if you do!!!
no sir i’m gonna come up there and be your friend and we’re gonna have hugs
i don’t wanna!!!
i think you do
you can push me off if you really don’t want to hug but i think you’re gonna love it
well
maybe
MAYBE

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