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bed5

hold the handkerchief a little higher, dear
you’re very nearly touching me

 

bed6

why don’t you all just crawl in here with me
jesus i can’t even die alone

 

bed7

even shirtless lounging doesn’t help anything

 

bed8

wait
come back
i’m thirsty and i don’t want to get up

 

bed9

perfectly comfortable, thanks for asking
this is how i like to relax
with literally all of my weight resting on my right elbow

 

hammock1

wheeee
is that enough
is that what you want
you vulture

 

hammock2

why bother moving
nothing else will be any more comfortable

 

hammock3

uuuugh

 

hammock4

i don’t deserve spinal support

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