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Heterosexuality In Action

 

hetero1

explain it again
I told you
it’s perfectly simple
a man and a woman
one of each
they get together and they push their genitals together
that’s ridiculous
what earthly reason could anyone have for doing that

listen I didn’t invent it I’m just telling you what it is
well it sounds like something you made up
another one of your wild jokes
you’re not going to fool me that easily again, Charles
what on earth would I want with your genitals
or you with mine
you stay on your side of this bench with all your mad talk of hedgerows

not hedgerows
hetero-se–
“Hebrides legality”
nonsense

 

hetero2

what had been his name again
they all seemed so indistinguishable once they were black specks wriggling against the vast expanse of the sea
Henry, or something

 

XOT366564

my God
what if he comes back

 

WOMEN1

Courage, Marlena
soon we we will both be dead

 

women2

touch each other with your hands
noooo
do it!
it’s normal!

ennnnf
TOUCH HIS HAND WITH YOUR HAND
NEVER

 

women4

what are you doing 
i’m holding your hand
what on earth for

 

women5

come with me 
everything’s going to be heterosexual from now on
UUUUGHHH
listen
i don’t like this any more than you do
no one does
but we all have to have a good attitude about it

 

women6

…and then what?
well
we’d live together
as man and wife
for the rest of our lives?
that’s the general idea
my god
and you’re telling me people do this?
human people?
people we know?

many of them do
how awful

 

women7

i look better in the gold brocade than she does and she knows it 
she only wears it out of spite

 

women8

just keep a hold of him until he refills the glass
then you can run

 

women9

you can either let go or sink down to my level but there’s no option where I get up for you 

 

women10

oh, sweet pea
this is embarrassing for all of us 
well 
all of you

 

women11

so now is when I stab him?
NO
when do I stab him them 
never
there’s no part
of heterosexuality
where you stab them
but it seems like the perfect moment 
his neck is just there and exposed
I know but just because you can stab him doesn’t mean you should
well that doesn’t make any sense
I know
heterosexuality doesn’t seem like much fun
I’m sorry
can’t I stab anyone?
why do you think that stabbing is a part of this?
this is no fun

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