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my clothes 
like my dreams
are all behind me

 

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GOD DAMN IT BUT I’M NUDE
AS NUDE AS THE HEAVENS THEMSELVES
AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO JUST KILL EVERYBODY

 

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HOW CAN YOU ASK ME TO PUT THAT CLOAK ON MYSELF WHEN MY HANDS ARE ALREADY FLUNG UP IN DESPAIR
I’M TOO NAKED AND DISTRAUGHT TO GET DRESSED

 

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i would rather die naked
than get up and cover this scratch and deny the world for even an instant a glimpse of my entire chest 

 

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WHY MUST I BE SO HEROICALLY NUDE
SO EXQUISITELY SINEWED
SO IMPRESSIVELY BE-THIGHED THAT THIS DRAPE SCARCE COVERS MY CUM-GUTTERS

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I’m the nudest man there is, Clara, and don’t you ever forget it

 

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get that pile of clothes AWAY from me

 

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WE’RE BOTH SO NAKED
I know – friend, I know; peace
BUT WE ARE BOTH EXTREMELY NUDE
calm yourself, lad
HOW CAN I BE CALM WHEN MY WHOLE SKIN IS OUTSIDE

 

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oh dear, oh drat, I’m almost touching a clothing, fehhhh, get it awayyy

 

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my god, woman
get the hell out of here
you’re barely naked
how disgusting
uncover yourself
I can’t see one of your breasts

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