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I have a lot of opinions about the Step Up series. Step Up introduced us to hunky man-puppy Channing Tatum and angel in grey sweatpants Jenna Dewan, so it can be forgiven for not being 90% dancing/10% plot like you want those movies to be. Step Up 2: The Streets was probably the most enjoyable in terms of overall dance scenes but the main guy in it was a total drip and they made it all about like, rap-rock. Step Up 3D focused on Moose and was basically formatted like a video game, with each dance scene being themed with a different boss, and that’s beautiful. Step Up Revolution wanted me to be angry at Sandy Cohen and I just can’t do that. But Step Up: All In is just all around nonsense, except for this one move where a girl looks like she’s speed skating on top of a bunch of men.

DID YOU SEE THAT?? DID YOU SEE WHEN SHE STOOD ON THEM TO MAKE THEM DANCE AND THEY DID?

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This entire dance number is over seven minutes long and is steampunk themed and yet is entirely redeemed by this four seconds. Please direct me to lessons to forms of dance where standing on men is acceptable.

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