- Both disliking the same thing
- Both disliking the same person
- Both attending and disliking the same event
- Both drunk and in an expansive mood at the same time
- Both unemployed at the same time
- Both hate our jobs at the same time
- Neither minds if either one cancels plans at the last minute
- Both slept with the same person who neither of us likes anymore
- Both watched Oz
- Both contemptuous of our other friends’ intelligence
- Both thought Parks and Recreation dropped off sharply after season 3
- Both equally bad at responding to texts
- Both willing to spend hours drinking iced coffee very slowly while disparaging other friends’ boyfriends
- Both interested in talking a lot about joining a gym
- Both send each other a lot of links
- Both enjoy the same specific drug
- Both like talking during movies (or refuse to talk during movies)
- Wear the same size clothes
- Both love leaving things early and avoiding public transit
- Both in the same amount of debt to a mutual friend
- Both hungry at the same time a lot
- That’s it, everything else was real
Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.
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